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Pussy Saga Mobile

Let’s be honest with ourselves. Even though we all make fun of it, at some point or another, we’ve played Candy Crush. We enjoy the feeling of being able to match

STORY

So, you come home one day and find a fairy fucking herself in your room. No that’s not an ‘imagine this’ scenario, it’s actually the first part of the game. You get to choose how you react to her, either angry, sarcastic or understanding. You find out that she needs your help to free Venus, the goddess of love who lost a bet with the devil and is being ass fucked daily by him. But what can you, a mere mortal, do to help?
Why all the devil needs to release her is a bunch of pussy juice from human females! Because that’s a totally normal thing for the lord of all evil to want? Maybe it’s just really good lube or something. Your mission is to date, seduce and fuck as many girls as you possibly can. She gets you started with your first two girls, Linda and Marina, before leaving you to your own devices. She will send you sexy photos of other girls because, well, she’s invisible to other people and she can.

GAMEPLAY

How the hell do you play this game? Glad you asked. Essentially, in order to fuck a girl, you have to take her on five dates. On those dates, you’re given a grid with different items in it to match- roses, hearts, lips, broken hearts, etc. Four of these items (The blue rose, the orange heart, the green bow, and the red strawberries) equate to a specific trait. The girls will have a smiley face on what trait she likes the most, which gives you double the points, and a frowny face on the one she likes the least, which gives you half the points. Your goal is to fill up her wetness meter to turn her on. There are also broken hearts (which will make you lose progress), lightbulbs (which get you extra turns), lips (which full up your passion), and masks (used to give her gifts to make the date go better).

Once you’ve completed five dates, you can finally fuck her. You go through a similar grid only this time you have to match a certain number of vaginas in a row to fuck her. Once you’ve done this, you get to see the aftermath of what happened after you all had sex. You can have conversations with her to learn traits about her and get into her pants even faster than you already were. Be cautious though. You have a set amount of energy and it takes a while for it to fill up. The girls also get really fatigued if you play with them too much.
After you fuck her, you have to continually upgrade her level in order to go on more dates and get more ass. You want to date a wide variety of girls because different date locations will give you different items. These items can be used to start businesses. The businesses get you more money to spend on bitches.

GRAPHICS

Ok, so. The graphics, to me at least, are really cartoony and goofy. We’re talking Jessica Rabbit, Japanese anime style girls with two body types- tiny, slender little girls or big boobs, big butt women. Here’s the thing. That’s not an insult. I really like the graphic style because it makes sense that for this kind of game, especially one that’s similar to Candy Crush, that it’s a little more cartoony. Plus, despite the ridiculous body proportions, all the girls do look different and have different personalities. I can tell the difference between Linda and Marina.

BUSINESS MODEL

Dude, we all know that no ‘free mobile game’ is actually free. There are always things that the company/game developers throw in for you to buy in order to advance the game. Pussy Saga is no different. In order to get the girls to do challenges, you have to buy memory cards with gems. In order to increase the memory on your magic phone you have to use gems, which you have to buy.
I will say that they let you get fairly far into the game before they start pushing you to buy things. You can earn more of the items by doing mini quests, but it takes longer. I don’t think this is a big fault of the game, it’s just not something that I enjoy about free games in general. Plus, why do all these free mobile games use some form of gem as the item you need to advance the game?

MUSIC

The music in this game is…good. Not spectacular like some other games that I’ve played, but good for this game. It’s very poppy and upbeat, like something that you would dance along too. I think that it works well with the goofy, cartoonish graphics and it makes the game more enjoyable to play. It’s mindless back ground noise really. There’s some voice acting from the girls (grunts, pouts, moans), but again it’s nothing really spectacular or worth going into great detail about.

HENTAI

This game is so not shy when it comes the hentai. Like the loading scream is a huge titted fairy bent over with a sex toy in her hand, which we can all infer what she was doing with it. The girls that you meet will send you increasingly sexual pictures after dates with other girls. The fairy also sends you pictures of random girls because she’s invisible to everyone but you and can get away with that.
Once you’ve slept with some of the girls, you can actually dare them to do different challenges. Linda can be dared to steal a tube of paint by sticking it in her pussy. She’ll send you a picture of herself being forced to suck off the store owner so she won’t be arrested with the tube sticking out of her pussy.
My only issue with the Hentai is that each picture takes up so much of your ‘phone’s’ (the magic on the fairy gives you) memory. In order to get more pictures after a certain point, you have to buy it with gems. Which you can either work to earn or drop some money to get. Not the end of the world, but not my favorite part of the game.

CONCLUDING WORDS

Overall, I think that it’s a really fun game for adults. It’s rewarding and the prices in the store aren’t too awful. I think that the graphics are a bit too bright and cartoony for my personal tastes, but they definitely make up for that with the mass amounts of ass, tits, and pussy you get to see. The music is nice and matches the game fairly well, plus it has a decent story to keep you trucking along.
I will say that it is annoying that you can’t download it on an IOS device, but if you have access to a laptop or desk top you can play it there. Overall, not the worst and not the best game I’ve ever played. Log on today! You’ve got a date to get to.

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